hoLOLcaust.com!

Did you come here for funny Holocaust pictures? Well, you aren't getting any.

I know it's unbelievable to you, but there are some things you just can't LOL.

LOLcat? That's okay.
LOLbot? That's okay too.
LOLGaiman? That's fantastic.
HoLOLcaust? No. That's crossing the line.

The Holocaust did happen. Millions of people died in it. It's not funny.

Other things that aren't funny? The Killing Fields. The Nanjing Massacre. Darfur. In general, if it's a massacre, it's not funny. Hell, if it involves people dying in miserable ways, it's not funny. If it is to you, keep it to yourself or keep it on 4chan.

FAQ

Caturday gave birth to LOLcats, which are funny. Why can't Fuhrer Fridays lead to HoLOLcaust?
This is because Fuhrer Friday makes fun of Hitler. It's okay to make fun of Hitler because he's a Fucking Jerk. It is not funny to make fun of his victims. Just like it's okay to make fun of North Korean leader Kim Jong Il but not the fact that his people are starving.

Why did you make this web site if HoLOLcaust is not funny?
Because I don't want someone to turn this domain name into an actual joke site.

What about .net? .org?
I only have enough money and time to do so much. If you would like to pay for any of these domains and point them here, it'd be great. I did the .com because, well, it's the most famous and sort of the default domain name.

Who made you the judge of what's funny and what isn't?
I used to read StileProject when it was good. I was reading SA before they started charging for the forums. I've been lurking in /b/ since 2003. I am pretty tolerable of sick shit and think lots of stupid things are funny. But, you know what? The Holocaust is not funny. No matter how you look at it, any Holocaust joke is only funny because of things that aren't the Holocaust itself. They may be about Jewish people, or Hitler, or dead babies, but not the systematic slaughter of eleven million fucking people.

The Holocaust did not happen! It's an illusion created by the liberal media!
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